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Happy Exploding Little Trees
We do not have invisible airplanes. You can't stop a hurricane by dropping a nuclear bomb on it. Energy efficient lightbulbs don't make you appear orange. You can't catch cancer from windmills. You can't cure coronavirus by ingesting bleach or fish tank cleaner. Simply raking forests doesn't prevent wildfires. And trees do not explode. In... Continue Reading →
He Blinded Me With Stupid
Donald Trump is not a person who relies on facts. And a person who doesn't rely on facts typically doesn't believe in science. A humble person will admit to what they don't know and listen to experts. Donald Trump will tell people who have spent their entire lives studying a subject, and without having any... Continue Reading →
Make America Rake Again
It was a harsh night in Abbottabad, Pakistan, some time way, way, way much earlier than 2011. There was rain. And, not just any rain. The kind of rain that could make one's hair wet. America's greatest American, who respected the military more than anyone else, despite their POWs, Gold Star families, and war memorials stupidly... Continue Reading →
Trump’s California Dreaming
Donald Trump is going to California. Sorry, California. Trump is very bitter toward California because they didn't vote for him and it's ground zero for The Resistance. Their governor doesn't like Trump. Their two senators don't like Trump. And now, Orange County, which was the bastion for Reagan conservatism, will be represented in Congress entirely... Continue Reading →
Wildfire
As at least 20 wildfires rage in California, killing 35 so far, Donald Trump is gutting Obama's Climate Change policy (along with everything else Obama initiated during his term. More on that with my next cartoon). While Trump has issued a disaster declaration for the Golden state, Californians will probably have to issue huge compliments... Continue Reading →