When asked if he would visit the United States Capitol to pay his respects to John Lewis, Donald Trump said no. But, an invite to visit Mr. Lewis' body lying in state in the Capitol rotunda is probably like that invite from the Yankees. It didn't happen. Instead of visiting the Capitol and paying his... Continue Reading →
MAGA Busy
Honestly, it's not important whether a president throws out an opening pitch or not in Major League Baseball. It's especially unimportant when that president (sic) is Donald Trump because there wouldn't be anything meaningful about it other than his own ego boost. The only thing significant about Donald Trump not throwing out an opening pitch... Continue Reading →
Trump’s Disappearing Act
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Trumpet Crumpets
Donald Trump is corrupt. His cult points at him donating his salary to different government agencies while ignoring his frequent trips to his own golf resorts and every foreign diplomat and Republican in Washington, D.C. booking hotel and party rooms at his hotels. Attorney General William Barr spent over $30,000 to rent a conference room... Continue Reading →
Person Woman Man Camera TV
While talking to Mary Trump, Donald Trump's niece who just published a book on how stupid, racist, sexist, and creepy her uncle is, Stephen Colbert said, "Bragging about passing a cognitive test is one of the ways you fail a cognitive test." Donald Trump was mocked for bragging about passing a cognitive test, a test... Continue Reading →
Capitol Freaking Beaches
Congress is full of bitches. Bitches like Rand Paul, Matt Gaetz, and Ted Yoho. Congresswoman Liz Cheney, daughter of Dick, is being yelled at by a bunch of dicks. Liz had the gall to say something nice about Dr. Anthony Fauci, a man GOP talking points have labeled as the enemy. She's also said things... Continue Reading →
Townhall On The Hilltop
I'm taking part in a podcast tomorrow on Facebook with the Hilltop Show from Georgetown University. It's titled: A Townhall on Free Speech and Expression in America. It's hosted by my friend Alexandra Bowman and the other guest is Georgetown associate professor Christine Fair. If you visit the link and click the "Going" button tabby... Continue Reading →
Anti-Social Gatherings
Just like we're supposed to forget Donald Trump was anti-mask and anti-social distancing, we're supposed to forget about Tulsa. Yesterday, Donald Trump resumed his coronavirus briefings. Thankfully, it was pretty brief. Thankfully, he didn't make another pitch to drink bleach. To make the presentation, there weren't any scientists or anyone informed on the coronavirus...or anything.... Continue Reading →
Stable Cognitive Genius
I read a column yesterday by someone working for a media company who elected to take a cognitive test. In writing about it, his two concerns were his employer might freak out and he may have scored lower than Donald Trump had on his cognitive test. The writer was concerned his concentration and focus had... Continue Reading →
JackBooted Portlandia
Leave it to the people who scream about the "Deep State" to send in unidentified jack-booted thugs to round up, beat up, and teargas people protesting against the government. The Trump administration has sent unidentified federal officers into Portland supposedly to protect federal property. Apparently, that means going in wearing badges that don't identify any... Continue Reading →