Donald Trump’s last doctor, Doctor Ronnie, told us Trump could live to be 200 years old. He lied about Donald Trump’s weight. He even lied about his height. Hell, maybe they’re even lying about his age. Now, that jackass is running for Congress in Texas, but his successor has taken over the medical lies.
When asked by reporters today if Trump had been on oxygen, Dr. Sean Conley said, “he’s not currently on oxygen.” They tried again. Has he been on oxygen? “He’s currently not on oxygen.” Again. Has the president (sic) of the United States been on oxygen at any time over the past 24 hours? “He’s currently not on oxygen.”
Later, we found out he has been on oxygen.
Then, the doctor messed up and told us they’ve been treating Trump for the past 72 hours. That’s weird. Donald Trump didn’t test positive until 1:00 A.M. Friday morning and that little press briefing was today, on Saturday. That was not 72 hours ago. Are these doctors actually spin doctors? Have they been treating Donald Trump longer than they revealed he’s had the virus? Did Donald Trump know he had the virus when he went to New Jersey to schmooze for campaign cash at an indoor fundraiser? Did he know he might have the virus at the debate?
Did Donald Trump know he might have the virus when he arrived late at the debate, thus being able to avoid a covid test? Did his family, who refused to wear face masks at the debate, know this?
Did Donald Trump intentionally try to pass the virus onto his political opponent?
This administration has lost all credibility. Even the medical experts have lost our trust.
It’s amazing that after four years, we’re still discovering that Donald Trump can be even more vile, selfish, arrogant, and horrible than we already believed he was.
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