Deutsche?


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Robert Mueller is following the money.

According to reports which the White House are denying so you know they’re true, the Special Counsel’s office has subpoenaed Deutsche Bank for records of their financial dealing with Donald Trump.

Deutsche Bank is a German bank based in Germany and it’s well known as a place for Russian oligarchs to launder their money. They’re also one of the few, if not the very last, banks that will loan money to Donald Trump, as most banks have learned he’s corrupt, untrustworthy, and just an all-around piece of crap of a human being. Which, by the way, must be the kind of character you want to lead the largest democracy on the planet.

The German bank, which Trump has sued in the past and they’ve sued in return, has loaned Trump an estimated $300 million. They also do a lot of business with Jared.

If Trump was not a billionaire, he wouldn’t be able to get a membership at Costco.

Creative notes: Yeah, this cartoon is dangerous. It’s an online exclusive. I’m not sending it to my clients. I know they won’t run it and I don’t want to give them any heart attacks. If any of them, like my alternative weeklies or online-only clients, sees this and wants it then I’ll send it to them.

Is “douche” offensive? Sure. Is it sexist? I don’t think so. It’s no worse than being called a “dick.”

I created this pretty quickly because I just wanted to have some fun with it. I didn’t want to spend too much time on it since it’s not going to make me any money.

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7 comments

  1. Is “douche” offensive? Sure. Is it sexist? I don’t think so. It’s no worse than being called a “dick.”

    Yes, douche is offensive and sexist. Yes dick is offensive and sexist. You throw like a girl is offensive and sexist.

    Grow up, little boy, and recognize the language you use affects everyone in different ways.

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  2. I think that most banks won’t lend Herr Drumpf money because they see him as a financial risk. They’d lend money to Hitler if he hadn’t filed for bankruptcy 12 billion times.

    I do think that “douche” is sexist, since it’s, for the most part, considered a product used exclusively by women (although some gay men apparently use them too). “B****” is also sexist, as is “whore,” “slut,” & “c***.” “Dick” is also sexist.

    You know what’s not sexist? “A**hole.” Everyone has one, not everyone has to be one! 😀

    Regardless, I think the cartoon is funny because “Deutsche” sounds like “Douche.” 😀

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  3. Speaking of “dick” reminds me of a Stupid Sexist Yiddish Joke:
    A stupid looking guy is riding a camel on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan, when he is stopped by one of NYC’s Finest for, what else, a Traffic Violation.
    As the Officer is writing up the Ticket, he asks the rider: “By the way, is this camel male or female?”
    The guy replies: “It must be male, because a few minutes ago I heard someone shout ‘Hey! Look at the SCHMUCK on that camel!”

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  4. I wonder how many bad debts the Deutsche Bank has had to write off because of Trump and his family and cohorts.

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